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Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty sorry, we had to throw a Harry Women wanting sex furano pick up line in therebut in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious.

And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice. What are your other two wishes? Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your in it. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

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Are you a parking ticket? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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Feel my shirt. Boyfriend material. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Wanna be one of them?

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Did you just come out of the oven? I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

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Because mine was just stolen. Is your name Google? Are you a bank loan?

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Because you got my interest. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future! Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is this the Hogwarts Express?

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Because older single women looking for sex feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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